Frank:
How d\'you do, I
See you\'ve met my
Faithful handyman.
He\'s just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don\'t get strung out by the way I look.
Don\'t judge a book by its cover.
I\'m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I\'m one hell of a lover.
I\'m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you\'re both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That\'s not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Brad:
I\'m glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We\'re both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:
Right.

Brad:
We\'ll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don\'t want to be any worry.

Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don\'t you panic.
By the light of the night it\'ll all seem alright.
I\'ll get you a satanic mechanic.
I\'m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don\'t you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I\'ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he\'s good for relieving my... ...tension
I\'m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!

I\'m just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,
And see what\'s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame.
So I\'ll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.